4. DRINK AND ENJOY
Once you've selected a drink, mixed it, and got it into your hands or someone else's, there's not much else to say. We might possibly be legally obligated to say (and, therefore, we shall say) that you should drink responsibly, meaning that you must not drink and drive, otherwise violate liquor laws, provide alcohol to minors, or be a minor who drinks. Set yourself down somewhere far from car keys and other unwholesome temptations, and mix some drinks for you and your friends. Print this article and keep it behind the bar so you can be the consummate host.
Enjoy your drinks, and rest assured that you are just as witty and charming as you think you are.
