SOYOUWANNA PLAN A TRIP TO LAS VEGAS?

5. FOLLOW THESE TIPS WHILE IN VEGAS

• HEAT: We've mentioned it's hot, and we weren't joking. However, there's little to no humidity, (and of course all hotels are air conditioned) so it's quite tolerable, even during the day. But it's best to carry around a water bottle and drink a lot (of water, you lush).
  
  
• GETTING AROUND: Even if you did drive, it's best not to drive around the Strip-there's a lot of traffic there, and you don't want to have a car if you'll be drinking. But taxis abound, though they can only pick you up at the entrances of hotels. The strip is also very easy to walk (another reason to stay in a hotel there!). There are also free trams that run between casinos. (You'll notice in Vegas that it's very easy to get to the casinos. How shocking.)
  
  
• PORN & PROSTITUTION: Yep, it's sleazy, but if you're a guy, flyers for porn and "professional escorts" will constantly be thrown in your face. And while prostitution is technically illegal in the city of Las Vegas, the law is somewhat lax. But hey, we'll stay out of this one-do what you want, have a blast... We just wanted to prepare you, you perv.

Las Vegas can be pretty wild. But no matter how much you read or hear about it, it must be experienced first hand. Just stay safe, try not to pawn your plane tickets or your children, and have a faaaaa-bu-lous time. And in case you thought we'd miss this chance, one more thing: VEGAS, BABY, VEGAS!!!!