2. GO FOR AN INITIAL CONSULTATION

This may take place over the phone or in person. At this first meeting, you will find out the base criteria for sperm donation. Different centers have different criteria, but the following are pretty standard:
  • You must be between the ages of 18-34. The sperm of young men are better at defrosting than old man sperm.

  • You must be at least 5'11". That's because almost all mothers-to-be ask for tall donors.

  • Your weight must be about right for your height. This is because proper weight correlates with healthy sperm.

  • You must have a high school degree, almost always a college degree, and even more preferably, a JD, BMW, multiple houses, and googobs of money.

  • You cannot have (or ever have had) hepatitis B, hepatitis C, HIV, genital herpes, venereal warts, ebola, or that disease that makes little babies look like they're 90 years old.

  • You must be a boy. Or a talented girl.